Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Threat Level Yellow

The Dept. of Big Digital security has issued a relationship threat level advisory. The threat meter has been moved to Yellow, with the possibility of being upgraded to Orange within the next week or so. Please remain calm. Do not leave your homes or attempt to locate your loved ones. This is only a Yellow alert. In the event of a change in the current situation, the threat meter will be adjusted accordingly.

3 comments:

Chip Chief said...

I hope you arent taking my advice :)

Randall said...

Uh oh... I'm wondering if this is from that non-commital snuggle from a few days ago, perhaps?

CJ said...

That's sheer comedy, that's what that is. Attaboy. Keep sprinkling in the red and watch the yellow turn to orange...